It happened. I got asked the three words that every woman dreads when she is not pregnant (well four words)“So when are you due?”Not due for my period, not due for a poo,not due for the promotion… when am I due to have my baby? That’s what she meant. (My husband said maybe she meant … [Read more…]

A lot of people have said that all Mummy bloggers do is toilet talk and speak about their bodily fluids. Well ladies and gentlemen, I’m here to tell you, this post is no different. While I was in hospital for the ejection Of the womb raider, I was asked constantly if I had pass gas. … [Read more…]

So I am in no way, shape or form, an “influencer”, Or a product blogger, and this post is not sponsored in any way but I do get a lot of questions, inboxes and comments and the like about what I use in terms of make etc, so here it is. And firstly, can I … [Read more…]

When I was 14… I shaved my eyebrows. Yep… shaved em. Granted I was trying to shape them, however the shape they seemed to resemble was the shape of sperm, a slim sperm who had been on the lemon detox diet…. those brows weren’t impregnanting no one! No one ya hear… and neither was I … [Read more…]

Motherhood is a unity. When you become a mum, you understand other mums. You understand what it’s like to not shit in peace anymore, to smile awkwardly whilst your child has a meltdown in the middle of a shopping centre. Sometimes merely being a mother is enough to unite you. “You grew a human?” “Yeah did … [Read more…]

To the man whose wife or partner has anxiety,  You might have heard that she has anxiety from sitting by her side in a doctors office, holding her hands while the tears steam down her face. You might have seen her get angry and explode because she’s overwhelmed. Wondering where this rage has come from. … [Read more…]

A journey from loss to hope…. This is written by Olivia and her words are  all her own from her own experience.   Having children is no doubt one of the biggest blessings in life. But for so many women, becoming pregnant and being pregnant can be a time of great stress and uncertainty. On the … [Read more…]

So for the longest time I’ve been holding to a lot of things from my past. My childhood came with some trauma and I spend hours in a psychologists office trying to make the feelings of anger and sadness go away… some days I like that my past has made me stronger and some days … [Read more…]

To the beautiful women in this world and the girls growing up to be women,  In life, not everyone is going to like you, and that’s okay… because there’s a lot of people in life you’re not going to like either. But there’s a shitload of people who love you for you, and you love … [Read more…]

“This isn’t the body you fell in love with.”I said to him. The body he fell in love with was toned, it had muscles, there were no stretch marks on my belly, none on my boobs, no gut from muscle separation.  The body he fell in love with fit into tight jeans, could walk into … [Read more…]