Zayn Malek’s pillow talk – mum on the run version – Toddlertalk (sing it in your head)
Toddler on board
Well drive slow, Wiggles on high tempo
Light and dark
God I’m so tired and mellow
You’re being a pain and not a treasure
You want nobody but me, nobody but teddy, nobody but daddy
I want you to go to bed, tonight and always
I want you to wake up later than 8.
So you’ll piss off the neighbours
In the front garden with your tears
You’ve aged me so many years
Yeah reckless behaviour
You leave my house so dirty and raw
Tomorrow will be a better day, better day, better day
Daddy’s home, daddy’s home
The toy rooms your paradise, and it’s my warzone (Legos hurt)
My enemy, my ally
Until bed time, then we’re free yeah
You’re driving me insane but you’re a pleasure.
Cosleeping with you, you’re sleeping on me, bodies together
You love to hold me close, with your foot in my head always
You love to wake up next to me.
So we’ll get pissed off at the neighbours,
They’ve played music too loud
Kept you awake and you’re hyper and proud.
Yeah, reckless behaviour
You’ve decided to draw on the walls
Wish I could lay in bed all day, bed all day,
Dreaming in and dreaming on
You’re there in my face
Telling me to wake up
It’s a paradise, and it’s a warzone