Zayn Malek’s pillow talk – mum on the run version – Toddlertalk (sing it in your head) 

Zayn Malek’s pillow talk – mum on the run version – Toddlertalk (sing it in your head) 

Toddler on board 

Well drive slow, Wiggles on high tempo 

Light and dark 

God I’m so tired and mellow 

You’re being a pain and not a treasure 

You want nobody but me, nobody but teddy, nobody but daddy 

I want you to go to bed, tonight and always 

I want you to wake up later than 8.

So you’ll piss off the neighbours 

In the front garden with your tears

You’ve aged me so many years 

Yeah reckless behaviour 

You leave my house so dirty and raw 

Tomorrow will be a better day, better day, better day 

Daddy’s home, daddy’s home 

The toy rooms your paradise, and it’s my warzone (Legos hurt)

Toddler talk! 

My enemy, my ally

Prisoners 

Until bed time, then we’re free yeah 

You’re driving me insane but you’re a pleasure. 

Cosleeping with you, you’re sleeping  on me, bodies together 

You love to hold me close, with your foot in my head always 

You love to wake up next to me. 

So we’ll get pissed off at the neighbours, 

They’ve played music too loud 

Kept you awake and you’re hyper and proud. 

Yeah, reckless behaviour 

You’ve decided to draw on the walls

Wish I could lay in bed all day, bed all day, 

Dreaming in and dreaming on 

You’re there in my face 

Telling me to wake up 

It’s a paradise, and it’s a warzone 

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